I’ve written a very sophisticated and exquisite, ego-boosting and mind-blowing (albeit perhaps a bit over-engineered) script which aims to prove Arch’s superiority, day or night, Europe or America.
It should work with any sane shell, it is quite cpu and memory efficient, it’s extensible, it follows the KISS and UNIX principles (do one thing, but do it well). Without much additional effort you can use it to send the good news of Arch’s superiority to all the recipients in your address book or make it be known to you and whoever is your in your room by putting it through your speakers at every full hour. Only your imagination is the limit.
I deem the code stable, but you never know. Please test it thoroughly to iron out all possible bugs. The usual warnings about having data backups and my lack of responsibility about any possible damage done apply, of course.
#!/bin/sh echo "Arch is the best!"